Vanderpump Rules Season Premiere: Playtime’s Over
It’s time for a new season of Vanderpump Rules and I could not be happier. I didn’t dig it much at first but you guys made me recap and now it’s one of my favorite shows. I’ll take anything above …...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: New Blood
Meet Lala Has she slept with Jax yet? She says she is every guy’s type. And I am sure she is. Except perhaps grown men who have to introduce their date to the boss, colleagues or parents as “Lala.”...
View ArticleBetter Than A Recap: Xanadude’s Thoughts on Tonight’s Vanderpump Rules
By Xanadude As much as y’all love this guy would it kill you to follow him on Twitter? Going in, kids, in the immortal words of Nick Lowe: “Cruel to be kind, means that I love you.” I wouldn’t be …...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Aftershow Recap: Xanaduuu…..de
By Xanadude A couple of brief notes on the AfterShow, which you should be watching: It’s a comedy show and recapping it would be like describing porn to someone who just masturbated, so just some...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Cock of the Walk
I totally for about Xanadude taking these recaps over until about an hour before the show. I tried to find out if he was good to go but haven’t heard back. I having some weird kind of health issue...
View ArticleXanaDude’s Thoughts on Tonight’s Vanderpump Rules
By: Xanadude Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to SUR! Outside it may be winter, but here it is hot! Life is beautiful. The servers are beautiful. Even the bussers are beautiful. One stage tonight, we...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules: Isn’t Every Day Gay Pride in Weho?
Thoughts By Xanadude It’s the Gay Pride Episode! Last year LVP poured all of her energy into PUMP, leaving poor SUR to an underwhelming and tipless day for the staff. This year Pinky plans on both...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap
BY XANADUDE (Sorry I forgot the byline in haste to get it up tonight!) Before beginning with the nonsense that is tonight’s VanderPump Rules, takes a minute and check out Covenant House, the charity...
View ArticleWWHL With Vanderpump Rules’ James and Lala: So Much Cursing and They Claim...
Okay, I am just getting in a very long Vanderpump Rules recap by Xanadude up here and am running very late on a midnight deadline I’m going to have to make this a quick as possible. We start with …...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Boys Will Be Boys
By Xanadude Like a between course sorbet, this episode really was nothing more than a palate cleanser after the spit flecked main course of last week. The unpleasantness of James and Jax fighting is...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: What Happened in Vegas
BY: Xanadude The title of this episode is “What Happened in Vegas” and, you know what? Nothing happened, which is pretty much what what needed to happen, since the guys all have pissed off partners at...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: You Probably Think This Show Is About You, Don’t You?
Xanadude Contributing Writer Welcome back to another recap of VanderPump Rules! We open this week with Schwartz visiting LVP at the Pink Palace. Pinky has not had a chance to clean the poop from the...
View ArticleWatch What Happens Live With Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz
On this episode of WWHL, we have the engaged couple, Katie and Schwartz. And I really must say, that I personally think marrying a gay man is the way to go. Good job Katie. Way less drama. And I’m …...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: “This Brief Stupid Moment in Our Lives”
Xanadude Contributing Writer Let’s jump right in and talk about something I never noticed until tonight: the way LVP’s necklace is cradled perfectly in her ample bosom in the opening credits. They...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Vacation Bingo!
FUN! by Xanadude! In anticipation of tonight’s VPR trip to Hawaii, your humble contributing writer has put together the annual Vanderpump Rules Vacation Bingo Card and or checklist! Play along at...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap Hawaii: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples!
by Guest Contributor Xanadude Discussion topic for later: Is VPR “the best days of our lives,” as proclaimed in the theme song, or a “brief, stupid moment in our lives,” as stated by Kristen? Take...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Your usual recapper for Vanderpump Rules, Xanadude, put in for some for vacation time which I begrudgingly granted and he is off with El Spouso. who is a having a milestone birthday! I’ve already...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Xanadude, Guest Contributor The bitch is back. (It’s like he doesn’t even read my recaps!) I don’t mean Stassi. I mean me. After a week long reprieve from the radiator, I’m back at my post and ready...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Like So Many Beans She Has Flicked Before
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude This old man (and, like, LVP, for now I plan on starting all conversations with “This old man…” just to shade Stassi for a while. Although it is, technically, Jax, who...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Bitch Ghost
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude Much as in real life lately, tonight’s Vanderpump Rules was full of weird edits – or is that just me and medication I’m on? Scenes would start at one point in time and...
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